Lets start with an open letter to a celebrity. Or if you don’t want to read about me bitching at Kirstie Alley scroll to the middle to skip to the regularly scheduled portion of my Take it Off post.
Dear Kirstie Alley,
P.S. Maybe next time you should try Medifast instead of Jenny.
|That’s no baby bump! (do you love the window graffiti?)|
|I think its fair to say that without scaffolding and clamps or breaking any ribs, I got it zipped up about halfway.|
|JC Penney pretty!|
So there you have it folks. No loss this week and I still can’t wear my wedding dress. But that toothpaste did help my pimples.
Week one: -7 lbs
Week two: -5 lbs
Week three: -1 lbs
Week four: -3 lbs
Week five: -0 lbs (maintain on vacation)
Week six: -2 lbs
Week seven: -1.6 lbs
Week eight: -1.5 lbs
Week nine: -0 lbs le sigh. damn gravity!
Total: 21.1 lbs gone forever!