I really enjoy link-ups but rarely participate in them because I can’t do anything in a timely manner. I have lots of photos to share with y’all but until I get time to put them all together, I’m going to do a couple Q&A hops. Won’t it be nice to learn something about me other than stuff about losing weight?
- In what way are you your own worst enemy?
I tend to talk myself out of things that I know I deserve. Also, I regularly plot against myself. I even found a war room in my basement with papers and photos mapping out my demise. I had no idea I hated myself so much!
But mark my words: Self, you will never get the microfiche.
- Jacques Cousteau’s birthday was Monday, June 11th…ever been scuba diving?
No but I’ve been snorkeling.
Is that something you’d like to try?
I don’t think I’d enjoy scuba diving. There are dolphins out there. Dolphins scare the beejesus out of me.
What’s your favorite ‘under the sea’ creature?
Not this guy:
- On a scale of 1-10, how comfortable are you in and around the water? (1=not at all, 10=very)
Depends on what kind of water we are talking about. The pool in my backyard, 10.
Wading in the surf, 10…unless there is a school of dolphins nearby.
In the ocean or other deep body of water, 7-8. Again, dolphins and then there are microorganisms (see above).
At a water park, 0. Between the urine and the ill-fitting bathing suits, I am not comfortable at all.
Do you know how to swim and if so how and when did you learn?
I do. My mom says I was swimming independently around age two. I don’t know if that’s accurate but I recall swimming at a very young age. I’m not sure how I learned but knowing my dad he probably just threw me in one day. It was the 80’s. Parents taught their kids stuff by attempting to kill them.
- What’s something you do to motivate yourself to tick an item off your to-do list?
I think about how people won’t have the opportunity to bitch at me for not getting something done. That’s a huge motivator but even still I’m slow to do anything. Turtles got nuthin on me.
- What makes a good neighbor?
A good neighbor tells their effing dog to shut it and come inside. A good neighbor doesn’t let their dumb ass dog bark for hours on end while he sits in his house and gets stoned. A good neighbor doesn’t let a for-real-hooker move into his house. A good neighbor doesn’t practice his epic drum solo until 4am.
Are you a good neighbor?
Yes. I abide by all of the previously mentioned good-neighbor laws and I give my neighbors the added bonus of never talking to them. Also I put great effort into being a quiet drunk, especially when skinny dipping at any hour of the day.
- Who loads the dishwasher at your house?
Most times its me.
- You know it’s summer when …
I start shaving my legs again and stocking up on Drano.
- Insert your own random thought here.
I don’t understand everyone’s obsession with Nutella. Stop it. It’s not THAT good.