- Matter Ingestion: Ability to consume any sort of matter without any ill effects on the user.
I can eat almost anything without getting a stomach ache or #2 issues.
- Superhuman Longevity: Ability to live longer than a normal human. Okay, this one remains to be seen. But realistically, I stand the chance of outliving quite a few people if I keep up a healthy regimen.
- Mind control: The ability to alter perceptions, and general ability to control the actions with the mind. I alter my thinking on a daily basis to identify and resolves issues that are not conducive to weight loss and maintenance.
- Animation: Ability to bring inanimate objects to life or to free an individual from petrification.
Otherwise read as: I get my ass up off the couch – even when I don’t feel like it.
- Shape Shifting: Ability to increase or decrease one’s size.
I can squeeze into some pretty tight spaces these days and still have room to spare.
- Density control: Ability to increase or decrease the natural density of an one’s self.
Gain a little? No problem, I get back on track and it will come right back off!
- Psychic powers/ESP: Ability to project one’s consciousness/psyche/emotions into the astral plane, into another, or to make them real.
I can identify possible triggers and stamp them out before they even become an issue.
- Substance mimicry: Ability to transform any substance.
I’ve gotten really good at turning high-calorie foods into low-calorie foods. All it takes is swapping out and ingredient here and there.
- Magnetism manipulation: Ability to control and/or generate magnetic fields.
Layman’s Terms: the dudes love me. Some of the ladies too.
- Animal Mimicry: Ability to take on the characteristics of certain animals.
I’m like a cheetah when I put my sneakers on! Okay…maybe its a very old cheetah that is possibly missing two of it’s four limbs and has arthritis in the remaining two. But that’s still a pretty fast cheetah!
I’m like a spent Stretch Armstrong with all of my floppy skin.
Harness your hidden super powers and meet your destiny.
(And if you think you still need a superhero cape to harness your powers – go visit my friend Sherry. She’ll make you one.)
Month Sixteen: -5 lbs
Month Seventeen: -2 lbs
Month Eighteen: -2.5 lbs
Week seventy seven: -2.5.
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