Christian and I often talk over IM (when he is home) or via text message when he is at work. Usually it’s little things like ‘We need milk’ or talking about our favorite morning show, Preston & Steve, as we listen to it. Every once in awhile, we have conversations that truly demonstrate what a couple of sickos we are.
This is one of my favorites from January of last year:
christianB: (2:46:20 PM) hmm., not sure i should tell you this
christianB: (2:46:37 PM) i put izzy on the bed n went to make her bottle
mommabrown: (2:46:53 PM) ok…
christianB: (2:46:55 PM) lol i come back to check on her, shes sittin on her ass on the floor happily lookin around
mommabrown: (2:47:11 PM) omg. i guess she rolled off?
christianB: (2:48:52 PM) i think she slid down to the floor cuz the comforter was over the edge to the floor
christianB: (2:49:06 PM) an there was no sound
mommabrown: (2:49:29 PM) if a baby rolls of a bed and there’s no one around, does it make a sound?
christianB: (2:49:31 PM) i come back an im like WTF you doin on the floor
mommabrown: (2:50:15 PM) nice
christianB: (2:50:22 PM) oh and her one eye fell out
mommabrown: (2:50:25 PM) jackass
christianB: (2:50:27 PM) then tai ate it
mommabrown: (2:50:32 PM) shut up!